Eastbound (Offensive Selections)
Fatso (Cannarado)
Fatso (Cannarado)
GMO Cookies X Legends OG
You’ll detect notes of coffee and garlic from its GMO heritage, backed by a delightful hint of sweet-and-sour citrus. Each puff is a journey through a complex flavor landscape.
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Funk MTN (Dexters Cut)
Funk MTN (Dexters Cut)Â
Bred by Bloom Seed Co
Trop Cookies x Strawberry Guava
Embark on a journey to Funk MTN. With the aroma of your favorite childhood fruity cereal and uplifting, even energizing effects, this Trop Cookies x Strawberry Guava cross is a no-brainer.
Flavor: Fruit Cereal, Sweet, Citrus
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Garlic Breath (Thug Pug)
Garlic Breath (Thug Pug)
GMO X Mendo Breath
This hybrid cross of GMO and Mendo Breath has outrageously purple buds that are coated in a layer of frosty trichomes.Â
Garlic Breath smells of freshly grated garlic, citrus, and nutty vanilla. It is high in terpenes like Limonene, Nerolidol, and alpha-Bisabolol, providing the flavor profile and uplifting head and body high.Â
FLAVORS
Citrus, Floral, Nutty
Terpenes
Limonene, Nerolidol, alpha-Bisabolol
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Garlic Gold Rush (GMSL)
Gasonade (Beleaf Cut)
Gasonade (Lemon Tree x Gelato 41) 
Get ready to fill your tank with Gasonade, a hybrid that blends the zesty Lemon Tree with the sweet and creamy Gelato 41. The aroma is a delightful mix of sweet lemon, creamy vanilla, and earthy undertones.
Cultivation Details: Indoor/Outdoor, 8-9 weeks flowering time, Medium yield, Moderate difficulty
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene
Gelato Cake
GMO (Skunkmaster flex cut)
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Gorilla Glue #4 (Joesy’s Cut/Original not s1)
Hellcat #15 (Offensive Selections)
Hellcat #15 (Offensive Selections)
CHEETAH PISS x SOURDOUGH #1
As her name implies, Hellcat will deliver an intense, euphoric high glistening with the Cheetah Piss trichome coverage we all know and respect. Expect strong bag appeal, large yield with spicy, tropical flavors.
Cultivation level: Intermediate.
THC range of: 24-27%
Terpenes: 2-3+% (Humulene, Caryophyllene dominant)
Hi Chew #47 (Clearwater Breeder Cut)
Hi-Chew (Clearwater Breeder Cut)
She’s an absolute beast of a cultivar, HI CHEW! This is specifically Hi Chew #47, the one that was used for the feminized seed project from Clearwater to make countless fire crosses!! Greasy, cherry gas, with some now and later funk. Everyone who's grown with her has said she's super unique.
Clear water selected her out of 120+ hunts. She was clearly the winner, checking all the boxes and immediately caught the breeder's attention!! Whether you’re looking for a stand-out cut for flower production, or a proven breeder cut to make some fire crosses. You don’t want to pass on this girl!
Hippie Crasher (Seed Junky)
This Indica dominant strain by Seed Junky stems from the Wedding Crasher x Kush Mints lineage. This strain packs giant green buds, oozing with sticky trichomes that smell like a bag of candy. Tones of sweet, fruity & minty cake keep you wanting more and more leaving you with euphoric and creative feelings.
Also known to help with aches and pains, HPC relaxes the body and can send you into lockdown mode on the couch if you settle down for too long.
Jomo #13
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Joobie Nooner (3rd Coast Genetics)
Joobie Nooner (3rd Coast Genetics)
Slurricane x Pure michigan
Jobbie Nooner (3rd Coast Genetics) is a hybrid mostly Indica birthed from a cross of Slurricane x Puremichigan. Slurricane is a indica dominant hybrid strain created through a potent cross of the delicious Do-Si-Dos x Purple Punch. This bud packs a super sweet fruity berry flavor accented by spicy tropical fruits and earth upon exhale. The aroma takes a pungent turn, with a spicy earthy overtone that’s accented by herbs and berries. This bud has fluffy grape-shaped oversized dark olive green nugs with rich purple undertones, thin amber hairs and a coating of purple-tinted tiny white crystal trichomes.
27% THC
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Kernal Putang #3 (Mass Medical Strains)
Kernal Haze x Putang
Flower Time: 8-10 weeks
Flavor: Sharp haze, citrus, orange, lemon, pupil funk, laquer
Effects: Uplifting, energetic, euphoric, paranoid, racy, psychedelic
Yield: Heavy
Height: Tall
Thc: 29%
Kernel Haze (Super Lemon Haze x Van Apple Sour) PuTang (Tangie x Star Pupil) *Cup Winner!* SHIPS WITHIN 2 DAYS OF ORDERING
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Kid Dynamite (Honey Sticks/Fresh Coast)
Created in partnership with Honey Sticks and Fresh Coast Seed Co, this remarkable strain is a cross between Garlic Snake Breath and Gorilla Butter malt. Named in honor of our founder's hero, Mike Tyson, this strain is sure to deliver a knockout punch. But it’s not just its potency that sets it apart; the gas-infused terpenes are unmatched, offering a sensory experience like no other.  With exceptional hash qualities and impressive yields, this strain produces some of the best terpenes on the market. The buds showcase stunning purples and greens, adorned with dense trichomes that glisten. Due to the highly sought-after gassy terps, this is our most premium strain to date.  Our pricing reflects our commitment to ensuring that only experienced growers cultivate this strain, helping to preserve its unique qualities and prevent market saturation. With a flowering time of 61 days and a wash yield of 4%, this strain is a true gem for those who appreciate quality.
Flower Time: 9 weeks
Wash: 4%
Mac daddy (Mobile Jay Cut) Inhouse Genetics
Lineage Unknown
Mac Daddy is an extremely rare indica dominant hybrid strain with unknown parentage due to a high level of breeder secrecy and a general lack of information about the product. Regardless of its heritage, Mac Daddy is one potent bud that is perfect for any indica lover, especially given its powerful 22-29% average THC level and heavy effects. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with dark leaves, long thin orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of tiny lavender colored crystal trichomes. Mac Daddy has a super strong pungent and rich spicy smooth flavor and an aroma to match, although it has a much skunkier and more pungent effect.
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Melted strawberries #3 (Bloom Seed Co)
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MotorBreath #15
CHEM DAWG x SFV OG
RATIO:
60/40 Indica
FLAVOR NOTES:
MAJOR TERPENES:
ROOTED AND READY
Diesel, Forest, Gas
Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene
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Orange Push Pop
Oreo Blizzard (Tiki Madman)
Oreo Blizzard (Tiki Madman)
Oreoz x Lemon Iccee
Indica Dominant Hybrid 60/40
THC: 26-30%+
Flowering Time: 8-9 weeks
Yield: Heavy
Terpene Profile: Earthy, chocolate fuel arromas with hints of lemon.
Prominent Terpenes: Beta-Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene
This Tiki mad man cross takes Oreoz's color, structure and terpene profile to the next level. Crossed with Lemon Iccee, this strain comes out very dark all around from leaves to flowers. The terpene profile comes out earthy, chocolate fuel with hints of lemon
Oreoz (3rd Coast)
Cookies N Cream X Secret Weapon
RATIO:
70/30 Indica
FLAVOR NOTES:
Chocolate, Diesel, Nutty, Peppery, Spicy, Sweet
MAJOR TERPENES:
Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene, Beta Myrcene
SHIPS IN 10-14 DAYS GUARANTEED
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Permanent Marker
Permanent Marker's funky, diesel stank lingers in your nose and slowly diminishes until all that’s left is a faint sugary aroma bringing to mind a floral spring breeze. The deep olive greens and midnight purple of the leaves make the already thin pistils almost disappear when held at a distance. Sandy trichomes fill every nook and cranny of these nugs, making them appear frosty and cold.